hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via thesunbros)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via falloutboyonboy)

lord-kitschener:

brainstatic:

I hope you accidentally brag about being better than a Greek god at something.

(via the-soul-eater-alchemist)

"Brother, something’s wrong."

"Could this be… rebound?!"

(Source: deaththekidding, via the-soul-eater-alchemist)

Get to know me: [1/5] Male Characters

↳Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

(via the-soul-eater-alchemist)


Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

(Source: featherandarrow, via lovequotesrus)

onedayfour:

I made a new business card \o/

onedayfour:

I made a new business card \o/

(via crowmunist)

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: sexceptional)

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(Source: vampire-groupie, via the-soul-eater-alchemist)